Liza and Louise – NOFX
Ok so when a guy is 16 lesbians seem totally kick ass but as you get older the whole concept starts to run pretty thin (at least to me). What is to explain the shift in thinking?
Well there are two main reasons. One, actual lesbians don’t like guys, it takes two hundred or three hundred attempts but sooner or later you start to realize that you are maybe barking up the wrong tree.
Two, girls totally ruin it. A few attention hungry ladies quickly realize that guys love the concept and start to play it up like some sort of circus act at bars. Like a “Girls Gone Wild” stepsister, you typically find these girls in middle of the dance floor grinding into each other while they subtlety check out who’s checking them out.
Maybe it’s just me but that somehow seems so unpure, forced and lame. More importantly this side show makes life hard on actual lesbians, the precious pillow fighting things. Making out in bars is retarded period, guy on girl or girl on girl. Maybe more so girl on girl.
“Ok Destiny when we there, let’s grind each other, make out and then guys named Tony will buy us drinks and eye fuck us all night. Deal?”
“That sounds perfect Porsche. Let me just grab my glitter lip gloss”
It’s kind of the equivalent of riding a unicycle into a bar “Look at me! Look at me! Look what i can do!”
BTW what the shit is with guys on unicycles at Universities? JESUS. I don’t care how ‘challenging they are to ride’ it’s a geek circus act and you’re not helping yourself in any way riding around campus on that thing. Why don’t you just juggle on the first date?
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